FREIGHTER TAILS: the Misadventuresof Mzzkiti
by Gibbs & Redfern
Technical Specifications:
Tak-C C.A.B. Transport Pod
SHIP: Tak-C C.A.B. (Computerized Autopiloted Bullet) Transport Pod

MANUFACTURER: Tak-E Transportation, Dark Side of the Moon. “Serving You Since 2069.”

POWER SOURCE: Five Fab-Dollars on the drop, and a Fab and a half for each hundred thousand kilometers (or fraction thereof.)

TOP SPEED: 150,000 KPH over the posted limit.

MINIMUM SPEED: 150,000 KPH over the posted limit.

RANGE: Determined by the contents of the passenger’s bank account.

KNOWN DEFECTS: Surly and erratic autopilot, often has trouble understanding English. Faulty life-support system retains the odor of previous passengers indefinitely. Difficult to find one when you need one. Some models inexplicably change color in flight due to a malfunctioning continuity circuit. 

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